Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1404 - As a tribute! How dare you steal my tribute?

Soon, Pigsy and Sandy, transformed into two children, were seated on the offering plate. Four young men lifted the two tables, walked around the courtyard, and then carried them back to the hall.

Even those young men didn't seem to realize that these two children were no longer human.

Just as Chu Hao was wondering what strange things might happen this time, he suddenly received a system prompt.

【Task: Help the cross-dressed Sandy】

【Reward: 500,000 merits】

Chu Hao raised an eyebrow, wondering what was going on and why the system was speaking in riddles.

Why only mention Sandy? Pigsy went down there too...

Wait, could it be...?

Chu Hao knew that Sandy had quite a few secrets. After all, it was Chu Hao who introduced him to the South Sea seabed back then.

However, Sandy had been silent all the way, never revealing any of his thoughts, so Chu Hao had overlooked him.

Now that he thought about it, Sandy should be the one in the Journey to the West team who held the greatest resentment towards the Western Paradise.

After all, back then, the Supreme Lord Lao Tzu had personally elevated him to the Heavenly Court with priceless golden pills. Later, Sandy was made to take the blame in vain in the Heavenly Court, and even sentenced to death...

If Chu Hao hadn't stepped forward to plead for Sandy at that time, Sandy wouldn't even have had the chance to appear now.

So, Sandy's active participation this time is for revenge?

Of course, it can't be ruled out that this young man really likes cross-dressing.

In any case, although the system didn't give specific instructions on how to help, it was probably about preventing the people of the Western Paradise from knowing what Sandy was going to do next.

Just as Chu Hao was pondering, suddenly, he heard loud gongs and drums outside, and the lights shone brightly. The people of the village opened the front door and shouted, "Bring out the young boy and girl!"

The sacrifice was finally about to begin.

This was a calamity that even Chu Hao hadn't anticipated, and he didn't know what kind of situation would unfold.

However, Chu Hao simply waved his hand and used the Heaven-Covering Talisman on his body to shield the heavenly secrets of Pigsy and Sandy.

Unless those Arhats came to this Tongtian River, they would never be able to see the actual situation.

As for when Guanyin Bodhisattva came to ask, besides being rubbed on the ground by Chu Hao, nothing could be done.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was also well-behaved. Seeing Chu Hao's large-scale shielding of heavenly secrets in the sky, she immediately flinched.

She thought to herself,

"What is the Prison God up to again? Is he going to sabotage this calamity again?"

"Should I stop him? Of course not, I will be beaten into Guanyin pizza."

"Okay, let's just pretend we didn't see anything. Self-preservation, Amitabha."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was too sensible, so sensible that Chu Hao felt sorry for her.

It is said that the Chen Family Village believers and others carried Pigsy and Sandy, along with the sacrificial offerings of pigs and sheep, noisily to the Temple of Spiritual Inspiration, placing the young boy and girl at the head of the table.

Pilgrim turned his head and saw incense, flowers, and candles on the offering table, and a golden plaque with the inscription "God of Spiritual Inspiration King," without any other divine statues.

The people of Chen Family Village arranged everything and kowtowed together, saying:

"Great King Grandfather, this year, this month, this day, this hour, Chen Cheng, the head sacrificer of Chen Family Village, and all believers, of different ages, respectfully follow the annual tradition, offering a young boy, Chen Guanbao, and a young girl, Chen Yichengjin, with the full amount of pig and sheep sacrifices, for the Great King's enjoyment, to bless us with favorable weather and abundant harvests."

After the prayer, they burned paper horses and returned to their homes.

This was considered offering the two children as sacrifices here.

Pigsy and Sandy sat on the platform, like the chickens, ducks, and fish placed beside them.

If Tang Sanzang and the others hadn't arrived, the ones being sacrificed now would have been real young boys and girls.

Pigsy happily picked up the offerings on the table, eating and saying:

"Sandy, we have nothing to do, let's chat."

Sandy was very cautious, "Brother, let's not talk now. That monster might come at any time. If we do this, won't we be discovered by him?"

Pigsy waved his hand, "It's okay, just let him come and never return."

Sandy suddenly said:

"Brother, I want to ask you for something..."

"Don't do anything later, I want to be captured by him."

Pigsy was stunned, and then a look of shock appeared on his face,

"Sandy, do you have some special hobbies?!"

"Calm down, if the monster is fierce and big, even the best doctor can't save your pure chrysanthemum!"

Sandy's forehead was covered with black lines, and his face was full of contempt,

"Brother, can you not make lewd jokes about men? I just want to talk to him."

Pigsy's eyes were full of suspicion, but he still nodded,

"Although I don't know that you like to play so wild, this is one of your few wishes, so I will fulfill it for you."

In an instant, a demon came outside the temple gate, with golden armor and a golden helmet, dazzlingly new, and a treasure belt around his waist, wrapped in red clouds, looking very mighty.

It's just that the golden armor and helmet on his body were quite fish-scale-like, making him look a little peculiar.

The Spiritual Inspiration King seemed to be very much looking forward to eating children, smiling as he walked in,

But the moment he walked in, the Spiritual Inspiration King's face instantly froze,

"You stole my offerings?!"

Pigsy looked at the peach that had been bitten in his hand, and then at the bones scattered under the table. For a moment, his face was a little embarrassed,

But Pigsy still explained very considerately: "Don't misunderstand, I'm just fattening myself up a bit, so that the Great King can eat me well."

The Spiritual Inspiration King immediately felt outrageous, damn it, the offering actually stole my offering?!

Is there still any law? Is there still any justice?!

But suddenly he heard a sob,

The Spiritual Inspiration King and Pigsy looked over, but saw the little girl crying at the sight of the Spiritual Inspiration King,

"Don't eat me...don't eat me...boo hoo hoo..."

The little girl cried like a pear blossom in the rain, looking very weak.

Pigsy was shocked, I Cao, Sandy, you did a great job, why can you get into character so quickly?!

And...it sounds so much like a girl when crying!

If Pigsy didn't know that the person next to him was Sandy, he would have really believed it!

Seeing this, the Spiritual Inspiration King said dissatisfiedly to Pigsy:

"Look at her, this is what a normal child looks like. You, the young boy, are bold and eloquent.

Those who were offered and enjoyed before didn't say a word when asked, and when asked again, they were scared out of their wits. When I reached out to catch them, they were already dead.

You are going to be eaten by me, how dare you steal my offerings and quibble!"

Pigsy was speechless, only tears flowed.

There's no way, since you've seen it, I can only be forced to counter-kill.