DiploNovel #1705 - Who am I? Where am I? What are you doing?
#1705 - Who am I? Where am I? What are you doing?
Sun Wukong was yelling and cursing in place, his anger blazing, as heartbroken and uncomfortable as if his own master had been captured.
Even though Sun Wukong could easily stop that naked ghost with a quick step, he didn't want to; he just liked to shout in place.
Pigsy also followed behind Sun Wukong, shouting,
"Stop! Release my master! Release my master!"
He yelled so casually… he was almost laughing.
"Perhaps they have just become spirits in these mountains and have never been outside, so they don't know the dangers of the world, nor do they know the affairs of these three realms."
Pigsy lazily said:
"Then that's too miserable, but they can also be considered lucky to have met our master. Our master is kind-hearted and will soon be able to help them ascend to the Western Paradise and let them convert to my Buddha. At least they won't encounter our boss, then…"
As Pigsy spoke, his voice suddenly became smaller, with a hint of surprise.
Not only Pigsy, but at this moment, the three brothers returned to the place where Tang Sanzang had been, and their faces were filled with disbelief.
Everyone looked at the empty space, and after a long while, Pigsy blurted out,
"Where's the boss?"
At this moment, the three brothers fell into silence.
It was understandable that Tang Sanzang was captured, after all, the Western Paradise had always been promoting that eating Tang Sanzang would grant immortality, aiming for this moment.
So, everyone was very mentally prepared for Tang Sanzang to be captured.
But…
Where's Chu Hao?!
My big Chu Hao, such a handsome Prison God, just took a nap on the horse and was captured by a monster?!
Dumbfounded, the three brothers stood in place, completely dumbfounded.
The whole world seemed to fall into silence.
Pigsy shook his head with emotion,
"Don't say that fools are foolish, there are even more foolish fools. I thought it was fine not knowing how fierce the master is, but good heavens, now they even dare to steal the boss!"
Sandy sighed, "I'm afraid that the demon took advantage of his beauty, saw the Immortal Lord's stunning face, and then abducted him."
However, how ignorant would one have to be to steal the dignified Law Enforcement Prison God of the Three Realms?
There's a little bit of bravery in it.
Sun Wukong and his brothers could only chant scriptures in place for those spirits, and perform a pre-emptive requiem for them.
…
It is said that the naked ghost and the ghost messenger carried the elder to a smoky stone house and gently put him down. They also placed Chu Hao, who had been sleeping, aside.
Eighteen Dukes, the naked ghost, looked at his masterpiece with a face full of triumph. Tang Sanzang, who could not be caught by all the demons and gods in the Three Realms and Six Paths, was easily captured by him, the naked ghost.
He even caught a handsome man with extremely handsome looks, unlike ordinary people, which just happened to be the perfect husband for his sister!
A profit, a huge profit!
The pride in the naked ghost's heart was beyond words.
However, he was also a sophisticated person, a cultured person.
Eighteen Dukes walked up to Tang Sanzang, took his hand and helped him up, saying:
"Holy Monk, don't be afraid, we are not villains, but Eighteen Dukes of Thistle Ridge. Because of the clear breeze and bright moon, we specially invited you to meet friends and talk about poetry, to pass the time."
Tang Sanzang didn't speak, just looked at Chu Hao, who had also been captured, and fell into silence.
No one knew what Tang Sanzang was thinking at this moment. Perhaps, for Tang Sanzang, what happened at this moment was so unexpected.
Eighteen Dukes couldn't help but smile knowingly when he saw Tang Sanzang like this.
This little Tang Sanzang must feel guilty that a mortal was also captured because of him, right? Heh heh, he's quite aware?
The proud Eighteen Dukes coughed lightly and said:
"Holy Monk, rest assured, the misty clouds are gone, and the clear fairyland is home.
I am not a cruel person, but because I love talent and cherish the Dao, I invited the Holy Monk here to pass the time.
This mortal came here with you, which can also be considered fate with me. I will not hurt him, as long as the Holy Monk is willing to cooperate."
Eighteen Dukes smiled, but there was a hint of ferocity in the corner of his mouth.
Although that is the case, even the clear breeze and bright moon cannot determine their hearts to achieve the Dao.
Floating wine cups along a winding stream is fine, but afterwards they still have to eat Tang Sanzang, after all, this is an unprecedented tonic.
Eighteen Dukes and his accomplices had already prepared a large pot, waiting for Tang Sanzang to come.
After hearing this, Tang Sanzang suddenly smiled and said:
"Then I have to thank Eighteen Dukes for this kindness of not killing the innocent indiscriminately? I wonder how Eighteen Dukes plans to drink and have fun with me?"
Tang Sanzang: Let's get straight to the point!
Looking around, the clear breeze and bright moon are a good time to kill and set fire! Spirits, delivered to your door, how can you not accept them?
Sanzang was looking around when he gradually felt the moon was bright and the stars were clear. He only heard people talking, all saying: "Eighteen Dukes has invited the Holy Monk."
His accomplices are here?
Tang Sanzang looked up and saw three old men: the first with a frosty appearance, the second with green temples, and the third with a humble and dark complexion.
The three old men had different appearances and clothes, and they all came to salute Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang returned the salute and said: "What virtues and abilities do I have to dare to trouble you immortals with your love?"
Tang Sanzang looked at the four people in front of him, his eyes widened!
Four, plant and tree spirits!
And all of them are of extremely high quality, the kind without many impurities!
This, this, this, this is really finding something after wearing out iron shoes and effortlessly obtaining it!
Eighteen Dukes smiled and said: "I have long heard that the Holy Monk has the Dao, and I have been waiting for a long time. I am fortunate to meet you today. If you are willing to offer pearls and jade, sit down and talk, you will see the true sect of Zen."
Sanzang bowed and said: "May I ask the honorable names of the immortals?"
Eighteen Dukes said: "The one with the frosty appearance is called Old Man Upright, the one with the green temples is called Soaring in the Sky, the one with the humble heart is called Cloud-Sweeping Elder, and I am called Resolute."
Tang Sanzang smiled and patted Eighteen Dukes on the shoulder,
"Amitabha, it is also a great fate to meet you immortals in this place, and you are all lovers of the Dao, so we can discuss scriptures and talk about the Dao, wonderful, wonderful.
I also have a poem that I suddenly felt inspired to write: After wearing out iron shoes and searching everywhere, I found it effortlessly!"
The expressions of the four spirits froze for a moment, and they looked at each other, thinking that Tang Sanzang had discovered something.
At this moment, a melodious and lazy voice came:
"Who am I? Where am I? What are you doing ~"
Everyone looked over and saw Chu Hao, who had been sleeping, leaning against the wall, looking at them lazily.
In Chu Hao's eyes, there was an undisguised joy and relief.
How should I put it, are the ingredients so sensible now? They delivered themselves to my door?