Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#546 - Master and Disciple: It's better not to go to the West

Very smoothly, Tang Sanzang continued on his journey.

Everything was as if nothing had happened.

If Tang Sanzang wasn't carrying that tiger, perhaps it would really seem like nothing had happened.

Guanyin Bodhisattva originally wanted to report this situation to the Buddha.

But Chu Hao was a good person and pointed out:

"Little Ru is definitely very sensitive and fragile right now. If you stimulate him with this matter again... what if he suddenly loses it?"

"Who will issue the year-end salary then?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva thought about it and her expression turned gloomy.

The Tathagata Buddha's home had just been demolished. If he heard that Tang Sanzang had become like this, wouldn't he really go crazy?

Forget it, let's just treat it as a sequela of the demonic energy not being completely cleared at the time.

Guanyin Bodhisattva comforted herself.

Chu Hao secretly snickered. That's right.

Life is like that, and Guanyin Bodhisattva obviously understood this principle very well.

There was no other way, she could only take things one step at a time.

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly thought of the tight-band curse in her arms, calmed her mind, and encouraged herself:

In a little while, everything will be alright!

Chu Hao grinned.

【Congratulations on completing the task, Helping Others is a Joy!】

【Reward: 50,000 merits!】

【Good shows are coming one after another, how can you miss them?】

【Task: Continue to watch the show, but the host must charge to watch the show. Make Guanyin Bodhisattva pay a price and beg you to stay and watch the show.】

However, Chu Hao knew that this perverted system was not a simple thing.

Since it had spoken, it definitely wouldn't be shooting an arrow without a target.

Chu Hao reluctantly stayed to watch the show.

After experiencing the tiger slaying and skinning, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong set off again.

What was different was that along the way, Sun Wukong began to have a little bit of recognition of Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang ate the grilled tiger leg along the way, talking about Buddhism with Sun Wukong, his eyebrows dancing.

"Disciple, this Buddhism is something that your master learned for many years, and was finally awakened by someone. I suddenly realized that half a lifetime of cultivating Buddhism was like cultivating on a dog."

"Now, I will teach you the superior Buddhism that I have learned!"

Sun Wukong was a little uninterested, but he didn't interrupt Tang Sanzang's passion, just lazily said:

"Tell me."

Tang Sanzang's words shocked Sun Wukong:

"Our Buddhist family pays attention to wine and meat passing through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in the heart! Wine and meat are great things!"

"We cultivate Buddhism with a unique method, no destruction, no establishment, constant cultivation and constant renewal! Wukong, you have just entered the Buddhist gate, you must study repeatedly and think repeatedly!"

"You must always try to break the precepts in the Buddhist scriptures, those are actually the tests that the Buddha left for us..."

Sun Wukong was stunned for a long time, and stammered in surprise:

"Master, if you want to talk about this, then I, Old Sun, am not sleepy!"

"I, Old Sun, am hearing this kind of Buddhism for the first time! Keep talking, I, Old Sun, am listening!"

Sun Wukong sat up straight, accepting the legal education from Tang Sanzang.

Then Tang Sanzang became even more energetic,

"Come, next I will tell you the meaning of the Eight Precepts of Buddhism,

Others are not allowed to kill me, not allowed to steal from me, not allowed to not let me f*ck, not allowed to lie to me, not allowed to not let me drink... The Eight Precepts of Buddhism are not my precepts, but the precepts of all beings!"

"There is also the Four Great Emptinesses. Buddhism teaches us that the emptiness of the Way, the emptiness of the sky, the emptiness of the earth, and the emptiness of people. We must look at everything with disdain, and have the courage to make all Buddhas and Arhats crawl."

"In the future, when you travel the world, you must remember these Eight Precepts and the Four Great Emptinesses."

"Another day, I will teach you what are the Five Aggregates, the Six Thieves, and the attitude towards the Seven Emotions and Six Desires."

Sun Wukong's eyes widened, and after a long time, he exclaimed,

"Awesome!"

Even if the Bull Demon King was here, he would also say awesome!

Because this Buddhism is really fierce!

Especially when listening to Tang Sanzang talk about Buddhism, Sun Wukong was enlightened, and his whole person seemed to be reborn.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, in the dark, listened with a pale face, vaguely on the verge of mental collapse.

Who the h*ll taught this underworld Buddhism?!

Chu Hao: That's right, it's me!

For a long time, Guanyin Bodhisattva uttered a word,

"F*ck!"

Although she could use 'misleading the children' or 'shocking my mother for a whole year' to describe it,

But thousands of words are not as appropriate as this one word!

"Five Directional Revealers, your lives are over!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious in her heart, gritting her teeth.

Listening to this Buddhism, she only felt full of absurd words and a handful of bitter tears.

Chu Hao comforted her from the side:

"Take it easy, Little Tang Monk's cultivation of Buddhism is not easy, it's normal to go a little astray."

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath,

Although there was no evidence, she firmly believed that Chu Hao did it!

Why could the instigator be here comforting me so nonchalantly?

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly realized and glared at Chu Hao,

"Why are you here! You must not interfere in the Journey to the West. If you don't get out, I'm going to shout!"

"When I call the Buddha over, you will know how to write the word 'death'!"

Chu Hao shrugged, looking helpless,

"When you need help, you call me honey, now that the Journey to the West has begun, you change your mind and tell me to get out?"

"You cold-blooded woman who deceived my feelings, I'm leaving now."

Guanyin Bodhisattva sneered,

Good riddance!

If Chu Hao was here, the Journey to the West wouldn't have a good time!

But Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't guess that Chu Hao would turn around and leave.

Sun Wukong suddenly showed dissatisfaction in the field.

Since Chu Hao did not conceal his aura from Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong had always been able to feel the existence of the Prison God.

That's why Sun Wukong seemed so cooperative along the way.

Of course, Guanyin Bodhisattva's half-step Quasi-Sage cultivation base was extremely well hidden, so Sun Wukong couldn't sense it.

However, now that Chu Hao turned around and left, Sun Wukong couldn't feel the Prison God's aura.

Sun Wukong immediately quit, revealing his unruly nature,

"The Prison God is gone, why should I go to the West?"

"Master, let's go back, I, Old Sun, will teach you the Seventy-Two Transformations."

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment and said to Sun Wukong:

"What happened?"

Sun Wukong said indifferently:

"Hmph, I feel that the Prison God has left, and now no one is backing us up."

"Next, the group of dead bald donkeys in the Western Paradise will definitely be watching us. I, Old Sun, will not be a puppet on the stage."

"This Western Paradise, it's better not to go!"

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he also quit,

"What the disciple said makes sense! What are we going to the West for?"

"Isn't it just to respond to the call of the Prison God?"

"If the Prison God is not here, those dead bald donkeys don't know what disgusting torture they will inflict on us!"

"This is not a false accusation against them, my good brother was killed by them!"

"This Western Paradise, it's better not to go!"