Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#640 - Next game, White Lotus Boy vs. Gu Yang

The Buddha, with a stiff expression, almost expressionless, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Great Guanyin, please tell me in detail, who has fallen into demonhood again? Or has some great power died again? Tell me in detail, slowly!"

The three thousand Buddhas also wore stiff expressions, their faces full of sorrow.

Good woman, if you have the guts, tell us properly.

What great storms have we not experienced?

It's not the first or second time our houses have been demolished, nor the first or second time a Buddha has died. Just report the bad news!

We can take it!

The three thousand Buddhas had already prepared for the loss of their closest relatives.

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not hide anything, and said directly:

"Actually, it's not a big deal, but between the Gao Lao Village and the Floating Mountain in the human world, there is a large mountain, and in the middle of the mountain, there are demons ambushing!"

"That demon, I fear, has nearly the strength of a great power. I fear that he will endanger Tang Sanzang and his three disciples!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva spoke very anxiously and seriously.

The three thousand Buddhas also listened with full of tension and fear.

But even after listening to the end, they did not feel any fear.

Venerable Ananda looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a face full of surprise and doubt.

"Is that all?"

Venerable Ananda looked incredulous.

"Just that?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Just that."

Venerable Ananda was still very unconvinced and asked one more question.

"Nothing to add?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was very angry.

"Venerable Ananda, don't create trouble here. A demon is ambushing, this is a big deal, and we can't tolerate it!"

Venerable Ananda suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared at Venerable Ananda with wide eyes, puzzled and angrily said:

"Venerable Ananda, what do you mean by this? Do you think I'm lying? I assure you that everything I said is true!"

"That strong man ambushing in the mountains is likely to be someone I fought before. His cultivation and strength are probably one of the strongest under the Quasi-Sage!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was about to say, I can't beat him, I came here for help, what are you doing here? Do you think I'm doing a stand-up comedy?

However, what puzzled Guanyin Bodhisattva was.

The three thousand Buddhas present actually breathed a sigh of relief!

Even the Buddha, who had been serious just now, showed a smile on his face.

That smile was like the sky clearing after rain, and the clouds parting after snow.

Ah, after hearing so much bad news, it feels great to hear these small problems occasionally!

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared with wide eyes, full of question marks.

Have these Buddhas stayed here for too long and damaged their brains?

Tang Sanzang and others are going to be ambushed, ambushed by a super strong man that even I can't beat, isn't that outrageous?

Why are they all relieved instead? Do they really want me to come and report bad news directly to be happy?

Guanyin Bodhisattva's small eyes were full of great doubts.

Venerable Ananda did not dare to neglect Guanyin Bodhisattva, and explained with a smile:

"Bodhisattva, please don't misunderstand, I don't mean that this bad news is not bad news."

"Bodhisattva is doing her best for the Journey to the West, we admire and are grateful beyond words, but Bodhisattva, rest assured."

"In these three realms, there is no existence that is worth our Western Heaven's fear anymore. Except for... cough cough cough."

Except for Chu Hao, the Prison God.

Venerable Ananda's face was full of gentle smiles.

And the three thousand Buddhas also showed kind smiles to Guanyin Bodhisattva, but they secretly exchanged ideas:

"Hahahaha, I thought it was something big, but it turned out to be just a trivial matter of an unknown little demon."

"Yes, I thought that when the bad news Bodhisattva came, it would be difficult to end without the death of a great power, but now it seems, hahahaha! Small problem, small problem!"

"Heh, the Bodhisattva is indeed a bit of a scared bird, and she's frustrated. Unless something goes wrong with the four people in the Journey to the West, what else is worth our frown?"

"But I think it's just us making trouble for ourselves. Although the anomaly is strong, can he replace the pig we arranged with a Great Witch?"

"Yes, yes, besides, there is also Chan Master Wuchao staring at Floating Mountain. That is an unparalleled great power, a powerful figure who suppresses a religion. Can that anomaly kill Chan Master Wuchao?"

"Your guesses are getting more and more outrageous, hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha! Who would believe it? Do you believe it? I don't believe it anyway!"

"Hahahaha!"

The three thousand Buddhas laughed happily in private.

They didn't even pay much attention to listening to Guanyin Bodhisattva's words, how embarrassing!

Even the Buddha felt that it was making a fuss over a molehill.

The strongest under the great power?

Listen, how weak is this threat?

I can fart and kill a row of ten of them!

Even great powers have high and low distinctions!

Unless it is a powerful figure who suppresses a religion like Chan Master Wuchao, otherwise ordinary great powers will not reach the point of making the three thousand Buddhas terrified.

It's not that the Buddha is bragging,

Look at my Spirit Mountain, which time did those who came to attack my Spirit Mountain not unparalleled powerhouses?

Wasn't Taishang Laojun awesome? He demolished the gate of my Great Thunderclap Temple.

Wasn't the Dragon Clan awesome? They messed up half of the Western Heaven.

And that anomaly has come to my Western Heaven more than once or twice, which destruction has nothing to do with him?

Compared with these, a small half-step Quasi-Sage ambushing in the mountains is nothing!

"Hahahaha! Great Guanyin, no need to worry, I know you are eager to protect the Journey to the West. I will send someone to deal with that demon immediately."

The Buddha smiled and was not nervous at all.

Suddenly, the Buddha seemed to think of something and asked:

"By the way, what is the origin of that so-called demon? Could it be arranged by the anomaly?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head.

"No, Chu Hao, the Prison God, once fought with him and even drove him away. It seems that there has been a feud for a long time."

When the Buddha heard this, he was even more relieved.

It wasn't arranged by the anomaly, and it wasn't some super powerhouse, so it was just a random mountain spirit and wild monster, at most a bit strong.

In the face of such a huge power in the Western Heaven, let alone a half-step Quasi-Sage, even a Quasi-Sage would be converted by him!

As long as it has nothing to do with the anomaly, is there anything in the Three Realms that cannot be controlled?

The Buddha smiled slightly and said loudly:

"Hahahaha! A small matter, a small matter, which powerhouse who has just entered the Quasi-Sage realm will go and convert that demon."

White Lotus Child jumped out and volunteered.

"I'll go!"

The Buddha's expression instantly stiffened.

This fool is sick!

Letting him go is worse than letting a dog go?

Vajra Yaksha Mingwang took half a step back, his face full of indifference.

It's over, if this fool goes, and causes some trouble, it will definitely be shifted to me at the first time!

For a time, everyone's faces were filled with contempt and disdain, completely undisguised in their disgust for the White Lotus Child.

But it has to be said that the strength of the White Lotus Child is only the last step away.

After the last incident, although the White Lotus Child made a big mistake, even heinous sins.

However, due to the saint's pity, um, that is, favoritism, not only was the White Lotus Child not punished, but also became stronger because of reshaping his primordial spirit and body!

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was extremely ugly, letting White Lotus Child face Guyang?