DiploNovel #676 - I've been beaten by you, why don't you go?
#676 - I've been beaten by you, why don't you go?
When they were being beaten up by the White Lotus Child over there, they weren't so arrogant.
But now that even Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta is fighting with Chu Hao, who would have thought that Guanyin Bodhisattva and Trailokyavijaya would stand by and watch?
Especially that Trailokyavijaya, did you come here to take a dump?
Chu Hao glanced at Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta and said helplessly:
"Stinky kid, can't you talk properly? Can't you speak nicely? Can't you! Can't you!"
Chu Hao's series of slaps were brutal, each one landing on Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta's face without any mercy.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta felt extremely resentful, but Chu Hao's continuous slaps awakened him.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta cried out bitterly:
"Stop hitting me, stop hitting me, I'll become stupid if you keep hitting me! Father God of Hell, Daddy God of Hell, stop hitting me, I was wrong!"
Only then did Chu Hao stop.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta breathed a sigh of relief, almost becoming the first Quasi-Sage to be slapped to death in the Three Realms.
Chu Hao was still a little angry and turned around to kick Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta over.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta was furious,
"You!"
Chu Hao glanced at Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta swallowed his anger, almost crying, but still had to give a thumbs up,
"Well done!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Trailokyavijaya shook their heads beside them.
Trailokyavijaya didn't dare to speak, but Guanyin Bodhisattva sneered mercilessly:
"Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta, do you know how to speak now?"
"If the two of us had helped just now, you would have already been scattered by Your Excellency, the God of Hell. Your Excellency, the God of Hell, has already shown enough mercy!"
Trailokyavijaya couldn't help but open his mouth and said:
"Shouldn't you thank Brother God of Hell?"
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta felt extremely aggrieved, secretly bearing a grudge in his heart, but could only grit his teeth and say:
"Thank you, Brother God of Hell."
"A great demon has appeared in the Flowing Sand River, please help, Your Excellency, the God of Hell, to subdue the demon and rescue Tang Sanzang."
"Not going."
Chu Hao refused directly without saying a word.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta was stunned.
Damn it, I've already been beaten by you, why aren't you going?!
Don't be like this, don't be so inhuman!
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta gritted his teeth, but suddenly felt another pain, feeling aggrieved and about to cry,
"Your Excellency, the God of Hell, that demon specifically wants you to negotiate, otherwise, they will tear up the ticket!"
"Now the Buddhas are on their way here, if you don't go, we will spare…"
Chu Hao raised his eyebrows and extended his merciless palm, waiting for Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta's next threat.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta immediately cowered and stammered:
"If you don't go, even with our myriad divine abilities, we won't be able to save Tang Sanzang, so please help, Your Excellency, the God of Hell, after all, the Journey to the West…"
"Stop it, stop it, I'm tired of hearing it!" Chu Hao interrupted Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta's request once again.
"Stop talking about what the Sages have established and the Heavenly Court is involved, okay? This Journey to the West is a matter for your Western Paradise's revival."
"You make your own affairs sound so important, but you don't want to pay me to work for you for free? Are you sick? Haven't you been beaten enough?"
"If you want me to go, fine, 500,000 merits of divine water, non-negotiable, thank you."
Chu Hao immediately stated his conditions.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta was almost driven mad with anger and exclaimed:
"500,000 merits of divine water? Why don't you just rob us?!"
"That's highway robbery, even the Tathagata Buddha can't allocate such a large amount of merit divine water, what makes you think you can!"
"Don't take yourself too seriously, you're just a…"
When Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta said this, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Trailokyavijaya shook their heads and closed their eyes.
Then they heard a series of screams, mixed with the sound of slaps, swords, scissors, and techniques such as eye-gouging and throat-sealing.
When Guanyin Bodhisattva and Trailokyavijaya opened their eyes, Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta was already lying on the ground, arching his body, foaming at the mouth, with a bruised and swollen face, looking extremely painful.
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Trailokyavijaya shrugged.
He deserved it.
However, it wasn't a capital crime, Chu Hao didn't beat him to death.
Chu Hao leisurely left, only lazily saying:
"I definitely won't help unless you pay me."
"But I can help you collect the corpses, a bone ash box for three Houtian treasures, non-negotiable, thank you."
Trailokyavijaya clearly shrank back, even more expensive?
Inflation is so rapid with Chu Hao.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta took a life-saving pill and staggered to his feet.
With disheveled hair, he looked like a madman, pointing at Chu Hao and angrily scolding:
"You have guts, very good, remember this!"
"We will handle it ourselves, you're very good!"
Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth, even the harsh words had become polite.
Sure enough, he just needed a beating, and he became polite after a beating.
"Let's go!" Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta flicked his sleeve and left smartly.
But he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva and Trailokyavijaya standing still in place, with disdain on their faces.
Trailokyavijaya even gave Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta some face, giving an explanation,
"Waiting to take a crap, don't look at my butt, Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta, you go first."
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta's mouth was twisted with anger!
But he could only give up and turn to leave.
Chu Hao suddenly said to Guanyin Bodhisattva:
"Oh right, Tang Sanzang has been captured, what about Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't dare to neglect and quickly said:
"They are still in place, at a loss."
Chu Hao turned around,
"Alright, I'll go and rescue them first. You guys are really inconsiderate, don't you know to rescue them first?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Trailokyavijaya quickly followed Chu Hao.
Trailokyavijaya:
"This way, Boss, I'll lead the way for the God of Hell!"
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta, who hadn't gone far, saw this scene and almost fell from the sky in anger.
He had never seen anything so outrageous!
Who exactly is on the same side? A bunch of Western Paradise traitors!
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Trailokyavijaya had a stronger desire to survive, so naturally, they weren't stupid and obediently led the way for Chu Hao.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta was brutally beaten by the White Lotus Child in the Flowing Sand River, and originally came to ask Chu Hao for help, but was brutally beaten by Chu Hao again.
In the end, Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta, who had gained nothing, arrived at the Flowing Sand River all alone.
He looked presentable when he left, but his face was swollen like a pig's head when he came back.
Chu Hao arrived next to Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong first.
Chu Hao said to Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong:
"A battle between Buddhas and demons is inevitable, young men, do you want to watch the show or go back first?"
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie both looked indifferent.
Zhu Bajie smiled, "I think these Bodhisattvas are definitely not going to make it, I want to see… Anyway, you'll protect us, right, Boss?"
Chu Hao smiled bitterly.
However, at this moment, a white figure flew from afar.
Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta was overjoyed,
"Bodhisattva Avalokiteśvara, quickly join me to subdue the demons!"