Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#772 - Amitabha: Why don’t you give me back my head first?

Very quickly, the Law Enforcement Hall returned to the Heavenly Court.

Within the Heavenly Court, everyone knew about this incomparably glorious victory.

When the Law Enforcement Hall returned to the Heavenly Court, the scene was one of deafening drums and firecrackers, fluttering red flags, and a sea of people!

Tens of thousands of people emptied the streets to watch the Heavenly Court experts, led by Amitabha, who had gone to attack the Five Turbid Evil Worlds.

Especially seeing that Chu Hao had now reached the Quasi-Sage level, and with seven Half-Step Quasi-Sage level powerhouses behind him, the gods of the Heavenly Court were filled with envy!

"The Great God Nezha advanced from Golden Immortal to Half-Step Quasi-Sage in five hundred years, and the Black Bear Spirit and others received bloodline essence as soon as they joined the Law Enforcement Hall and advanced to Half-Step Quasi-Sage. No one else in the Three Realms has such benefits!"

"Is the Law Enforcement Hall so powerful? Is this reasonable? This is not reasonable!"

"It's more than that. I heard that this time, the Prison God also took out a weakened version of the Zhou Tian Star Formation outside the Five Turbid Evil Worlds, greatly reducing the barrier to entry."

"Hiss~ Doesn't that mean that we might all be able to use that legendary, supreme formation of the ancient Heavenly Court in the future!"

"No, it's me, not us! Wahahahaha, guess what I did yesterday? I've already joined the Law Enforcement Hall. Even the Three-Eyed One couldn't stop me!"

Of course, the clamor in the Heavenly Court was music to the ears of the Law Enforcement Hall members,

but to Amitabha and the Buddha, it was simply unbearable!

Amitabha was so angry that his head was about to explode!

But when he thought that his head was still hanging in the hall of the Law Enforcement Hall…

It couldn't explode…

Forget it, forget it, be merciful, generous, benevolent to the world, and save all living beings…

Amitabha finally endured it,

but it was because he had said the wrong thing just now that the Buddha was fined 50,000 merits of divine water, which was really a pain in the ass.

There was no way around it. This was, after all, the dojo of the Heavenly Court.

Times had changed. The Heavenly Court was no longer in a situation where it was being beaten into the ground. The current Heavenly Court had become tough and was not easy to suppress.

Endure it, endure it.

Back at the Law Enforcement Hall.

Chu Hao ordered Nezha and the others to leave some of the elixirs, peaches, ginseng fruits, and merit divine water in the hall to entertain guests, and take the rest down to divide and eat.

The Jade Emperor almost jumped out from the side,

Damn it, so much, all divided up?!

If the Heavenly Court were to use this, it could last at least ten Yuanhui, no joke!

Nezha was stunned and said in surprise:

"But… we can't finish it, we can't finish it at all, we can't finish it even if we die!"

Not to mention Chu Hao's tens of thousands of elixirs, there were also hundreds of large ginseng fruits and nearly a million merits of divine water.

For the current Law Enforcement Hall, it was completely impossible to digest!

Wuwuwuwu… If we had money, we would also do year-end bonuses!

The Law Enforcers were moved to tears when they heard Chu Hao's encouragement. What a responsible boss!

The Law Enforcers also stated on the spot:

"Even if the year-end bonus is only tens of thousands of elixirs, hundreds of large ginseng fruits, and one hundred and twenty-five million merits of divine water… we will still never abandon the Law Enforcement Hall!"

"We don't care about this little year-end bonus. We just simply love this hall deeply!"

Chu Hao was grateful and moved to tears. At the time when he was the poorest, he actually met this group of brothers who would not dislike the poverty of the Law Enforcement Hall!

These were true brothers, silently supporting Chu Hao when the Law Enforcement Hall was at its poorest.

Chu Hao was incomparably moved and remembered it in his heart.

Chu Hao was indeed not wrong. Now was the poorest time since the establishment of the Law Enforcement Hall, with millions of merits of divine water right from the start.

After ordering the Law Enforcers to take the things down to divide and eat, the Sages entered a state of meeting and discussed the restoration of the Journey to the West this time.

Amitabha took the lead and said:

"First, return my head to me."

The Sages: "…"

No one spoke for Amitabha, and even the Sages all looked at their noses and minds.

The opening of this meeting was immediately killed by Amitabha.

If it had been just now, perhaps Zhen Yuanzi would have said something good for Amitabha, after all, the Western Heaven was powerful and it was very necessary to befriend them.

But because of Chu Hao's actions to attack the Five Turbid Evil Worlds in his spare time, the state of the Sages had changed somewhat.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor saw that the atmosphere was stiff and took the initiative to say:

"This, you have to ask Chu Hao."

Amitabha widened his eyes. Is the head mine or yours?!

I just want to take back my own head, why does it seem like I'm robbing you?!

Chu Hao coughed lightly, his face full of gentle color,

"Amitabha, your head has always been the inherent property of the Law Enforcement Hall. If there is a need, I think we can conduct a transaction."

"Our Law Enforcement Hall has always adhered to the policy of cutting in and walking out. Free trade and mutual benefit are our law enforcement concepts. Amitabha is welcome to buy that head."

After Chu Hao finished speaking, Amitabha almost slammed the table and stood up,

My, his, his mother's head is your inherent property?!

And you want to have free trade and mutual benefit with me?!

Wo Ri ah, is the concept of your Law Enforcement Hall so wild?

The Jade Emperor saw that Amitabha was a little unable to restrain himself and took the initiative to persuade:

"Amitabha, please don't be excited. Doing business, harmony brings wealth, buying a head, it's not shabby."

The Jade Emperor's face seemed to be gentle and kind persuasion, but he was almost laughing in his heart. For the first time in his life, he spoke to Amitabha so satisfyingly!

The head was cut in by me, who told you to dare to sneak attack when my beloved Qing was promoted? If I don't arrange you, where will the face of the Heavenly Court be put?

When the two sides were fighting just now,

in fact, whether it was Zhen Yuanzi or Xuan Tian Fire Phoenix, they were not optimistic about the Law Enforcement Hall, and even the Four Great Emperors were actually uneasy in their hearts.

But now it's different. The dust has settled, and not only has it settled, but it has also given the Western Heaven a heavy blow!

The Four Great Emperors suddenly raised their eyebrows and exhaled, their faces full of joy, and they spoke more forcefully in the meeting.

Amitabha gritted his teeth in anger.

Chu Hao calmly drank the tea brewed with merit divine water and said lazily:

"Alas, Amitabha, let's have a fair transaction and mutual benefit, so that we can cooperate in the future. Don't delay yourself."

In one sentence, the smell of gunpowder instantly became intense again!