Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#849 - Being a Virgin Mary: Marry if you want, then forget it

At first, Chu Hao thought it was normal, but when the Old Mother of Mount Li suddenly changed the subject and brought up the Three Xiao Goddesses, Chu Hao began to panic a little.

Could it be that the Holy Mother of Wudang couldn't help herself and wanted to take him back to Kunlun Mountain to be her captive husband?

Guanyin Bodhisattva was extremely anxious, secretly transmitting her voice to the Old Mother of Mount Li, telling her to say the lines as rehearsed.

The Old Mother of Mount Li was very displeased and lazily recited the lines:

"The eldest daughter's name is Zhenzhen, and she is twenty years old this year; the second daughter's name is Aiai, and she is eighteen years old this year; the third daughter's name is Lianlian, and she is sixteen years old this year. None of them have been betrothed to anyone."

"Marry or don't marry, take it or leave it."

Sure enough, doing other people's work is so easy and carefree.

After the Old Mother of Mount Li finished speaking, she sat aside, looking at Chu Hao with a seemingly teasing gaze.

The three great bodhisattvas were going crazy listening to this.

If you say it like that, only a pig would agree!

Pig Bajie suddenly stood up, righteously and sternly saying:

"I will!"

The three great bodhisattvas: "… …"

Did it work?

… …

Without even needing to set a trap, how did he just jump in?

For a moment, the three great bodhisattvas didn't know how to react.

However, for the moment, this task was considered complete.

Of course, the three great bodhisattvas still remembered the matter of the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stood up and said:

"Elder Pig, since you are willing to stay, why not choose a day, today is as good as any, and get married tonight."

"Please, elders, and that young man in white, please come and attend the wedding together, which can be considered the end of the master-disciple relationship."

Sun Wukong smiled with a playful look on his face:

"The master will be the male in-law, and this old woman will be the female in-law, and I, Old Sun, will be the matchmaker, and Sha Monk will be the go-between.

There's no need to consult the almanac. With the Emperor here, today is an auspicious day bestowed by Heaven. You should pay respects to the master and go inside to be the son-in-law."

"Mother and daughters, what could be better?"

Sun Wukong had naturally seen through the true identities of these people long ago. In fact, even if he hadn't seen through them, just the fact that the Old Mother of Mount Li had revealed the names of the Three Xiaos,

Sun Wukong had known Chu Hao for more than a day or two, and he immediately knew that this was actually the Holy Mother of Wudang.

Sha Wujing's cultivation was not high at the moment, but that didn't mean his emotional intelligence was low.

He had been paying attention to Chu Hao from the beginning, and from Chu Hao's various reactions, Sha Wujing immediately understood that this was Chu Hao's acquaintance.

How many ordinary people are acquainted with Gouchen the Great?

Although he didn't know why Pig Bajie would be so easily tempted by beauty, it didn't affect Sha Wujing's judgment of the situation.

Sha Wujing also stood up righteously,

"Second Senior Brother, what Senior Brother said is right!"

Tang Sanzang was stunned by what he saw. What was going on? Were the disciples rebelling?

Tang Sanzang's brain wasn't just full of muscles. He also noticed something was wrong, but no matter what, taking the scriptures was the most important thing.

Tang Sanzang shouted at Pig Bajie:

Why was this Pig Bajie even more impatient than us? Was he not even going to act?

Pig Bajie also wanted to pull the Holy Mother of Wudang's hand, but the Holy Mother of Wudang glared at him and said coldly:

"Get lost!"

Pig Bajie scurried away,

"Okay, Mom."

"But I don't know which sister Mom will betroth to Old Pig?"

The Holy Mother of Wudang sighed:

"These are the difficult questions: If I want to match you with the eldest daughter, I fear the second daughter will be displeased; if I want to match you with the second daughter, I fear the third daughter will be displeased; if I want to match you with the third daughter, I fear the eldest daughter will be displeased. Therefore, I have been hesitant."

"But I think you can have them all!"

The Holy Mother of Wudang: I announce, you can have them all!

Pig Bajie was stunned, looking dazed. Was it that simple?

Was she marrying off her daughters or selling cabbage?

Could they be given away for free?

What kind of mother does this?

The three great bodhisattvas were confusedly dragged to the front of the main hall by Pig Bajie.

Just before leaving, Pig Bajie

Tang Sanzang's chest heaved with anger in place, secretly stomping his feet in anger.

Damn it!!

The opportunity was snatched away!

Was I acting a bit too much just now?

It was snatched away by Pig Bajie, damn it, on the wedding night, can I only listen at the door?

Of course, it was just a thought. Tang Sanzang was still wholeheartedly devoted to Buddhism, but thinking about it didn't count as breaking the precepts.

As the three great bodhisattvas were about to enter, Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly stopped Pig Bajie,

"Wait, wait, didn't you say you needed someone to officiate the wedding?"

"Since your master and fellow disciples are not free, why not let that handsome man be your in-law."

"In this way, it won't delay your master and fellow disciples from continuing on their journey."

Guanyin Bodhisattva naturally wanted to take the opportunity to arrange for Chu Hao as well, or rather, all of this was to be able to sleep with Chu Hao.

This Yin-Yang Peacock Feather was obtained with great difficulty by the Tathagata Buddha,

This time, they were going to rob Chu Hao of his body! And also rob Chu Hao of his luck!

Pig Bajie looked lustful and quickly came to Chu Hao's side, shouting:

"Boss, then please be the officiant for Old Pig, look at me… …"

Pig Bajie was planning to say a lot to persuade Chu Hao, but Chu Hao lazily waved his hand,

"No need to say more, I'll grant your wish!"

Pig Bajie was overjoyed, "Thank you, Boss, as expected, Boss understands me best! How about I give you one of these three pretty ladies?"

Chu Hao twitched his lips, but also looked helpless,

"Alright, if you really can't handle it, that big one, I'm not talking about your mother-in-law… … Hmm, I can help you arrange it then."

Pig Bajie was excited, "That's great!"

The three great bodhisattvas didn't know what kind of rat poison Chu Hao was selling in his gourd,

Guanyin Bodhisattva was even more furious in her heart,

Damn it, was this man really going to take advantage of his official duties to do me?!

Damn it, I can't resist, can I only enjoy it?

It's really infuriating just thinking about it!

The three great bodhisattvas turned and left.

And Tang Sanzang, seeing that his persuasion had failed, could only leave with Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing with great hesitation,

"Forget it, forget it, this poor monk is ultimately not blessed to enjoy it. I wish you happiness!"

"Disciples, let's go outside to rest!"

"Emperor, remember to come back to the Journey to the West after the wedding night is over."

The master and disciples left this place and went to the woodshed outside the gate to wait.

Soon, red lanterns were hung high in the main hall, and red candles were lit.

Then there was a "ya" sound, the side door opened, there were two pairs of red lanterns, a pot of wine, fragrant clouds lingering, and the tinkling of jade pendants,

The three daughters walked out, each with eyebrows like crescents and faces full of spring. Their enchanting beauty could overthrow kingdoms, and their graceful figures were moving.

And Chu Hao, acting as both the in-law sitting in the high hall and the groom marrying the bride, was indeed a reversal of ethics.