Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#853 - Don't panic when something happens, drink tea, light a cigarette and wait for cremation

Now, at this moment, within the Great Thunderclap Temple.

The three thousand Buddhas were still chanting scriptures and meditating, but the Buddhas were in high spirits.

This time, with the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather provided by the Peacock King, even if Chu Hao were more formidable, he would surely fall into the trap of lust.

He is probably already engaging in illicit affairs with the three great Bodhisattvas, and the Buddhas have already decided,

to weave Chu Hao's image into a dream and reveal it to all living beings in the Three Realms.

Let everyone in the Three Realms know that this is the newly promoted Gouchen Emperor, actually engaging in illicit affairs with the three great Bodhisattvas.

At that time, the Gouchen Emperor's prestige will plummet, and the entire Heavenly Court will be shaken, as this is no less than betrayal.

And Chu Hao's fate will be tied to the Western Heavens, and from then on, he will be associated with the Western Heavens.

At that time, Chu Hao will have no say in the matter. Once Chu Hao loses the support of the Heavenly Court's fortune, even if he still possesses the identity of an anomaly,

If an anomaly lacks the support of the Heavenly Court's fortune, it is like a broken sword tip, difficult to use to harm others.

The Buddhas of the Western Heavens are waiting for good news.

The Tathagata Buddha felt even more cheerful,

"A mere Gouchen is not to be feared. I only need to apply some schemes to turn enemies into friends, and turn crises into assistance, hahaha..."

The three thousand Buddhas also wore joyful expressions and laughed:

"The Tathagata Buddha is truly a wise and compassionate being."

The three thousand Buddhas were even more excited at the thought of being able to enslave Chu Hao, this newcomer, in the future.

After all, as long as they seize Chu Hao's weakness, he will only be able to obediently follow the arrangements of the Buddhas of the Western Heavens.

And then...

"Something big has happened, something big has happened!!!"

She's coming, she's coming!

She's running over with bad news!

She's coming, she's coming!

White gauze dress, white gauze skirt,

She entered wearing mourning attire!

In an instant, the three thousand Buddhas, who were just talking and laughing, instantly wore grim faces.

Everyone's face was filled with indescribable frustration!

Guanyin Bodhisattva, can't you be a little quieter?

Or should we dress you in a bright red robe one day, tie a big red flower on you, so that you will only report good news and not bad?

However, no one can escape the cruel reality, not even the three thousand Buddhas.

It was seen that Guanyin Bodhisattva rushed into the Great Thunderclap Temple in a flurry, shouting in terror:

"Something big has happened!"

"They're fighting, they're fighting!"

The Tathagata Buddha frowned, but asked in confusion:

"Fighting? Could it be that the four scripture seekers and the Gouchen Emperor have all had worldly desires at the same time, and are fighting over jealousy?"

"It's also possible, it's indeed possible," the three thousand Buddhas echoed.

Guanyin Bodhisattva had a bitter expression, with a bit of swelling on her face,

"Possible my ass, it's Pig Bajie fighting with Manjushri and Samantabhadra!"

"That Pig Bajie, I don't know when, actually became incomparably powerful, and can actually fight two against one, even pressing the two Bodhisattvas to the ground and beating them."

The Tathagata Buddha looked frantic,

"How is that possible! Leaving aside how they started fighting while testing their Zen minds, how could Pig Bajie possibly beat those two Bodhisattvas? Are the two Bodhisattvas useless?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva hesitated, wanting to say something but stopping,

"It's because Samantabhadra Bodhisattva was hit by the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather and lost his strength, so Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva were beaten up."

Originally it was supposed to be an explanation, but the Tathagata Buddha was even more confused,

"Why was Samantabhadra Bodhisattva hit by the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather? Wasn't the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather supposed to be used to hit Gouchen Chu Hao?!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath, and said with a slightly crying tone:

"That Chu Hao is outrageously absurd. When we ambushed him, he noticed it. He couldn't dodge it, so he used a great divine power he had never used before, the Star Shift!"

"Then Samantabhadra Bodhisattva was hit by this Yin-Yang Peacock Feather."

"Then Pig Bajie found out that we dared to attack Chu Hao, and got angry, so he started fighting with the two Bodhisattvas..."

"To be precise, he beat the two Bodhisattvas to a pulp on the ground!"

The Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath,

"So that's how it is..."

"Damn it! When did this Gouchen Emperor acquire such a technique?"

From the beginning of the Western Heavens' confrontation with Chu Hao, they have been recording all the information about Chu Hao's weapons, magic treasures, techniques, and so on.

They even recorded Chu Hao's sleeping posture, what he liked to eat, and even Chu Hao's social interactions. Chu Hao himself probably doesn't have such detailed information as the Western Heavens.

This time, they took out the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather because Amitabha Buddha was blocked by Chu Hao's Thirty-Six Grade Creation Green Lotus when he ambushed Chu Hao before.

So at that time, Amitabha Buddha recorded all of Chu Hao's magic treasure information, and knew that Chu Hao could not defend against this Yin-Yang Peacock Feather.

But...

In this short period of time, Chu Hao actually mastered another great divine power!

This Star Shift directly disrupted all the plans of the Western Heavens.

How did this person do it?

Did he learn the great divine power in his dreams?

The three thousand Buddhas present had complex expressions and were extremely frustrated.

Listening to Guanyin Bodhisattva's answer, they understood the cause of the matter.

Although they still didn't know why Pig Bajie, who was originally only in the Golden Immortal realm, could beat the two great Bodhisattvas to a pulp.

But they grasped the key point,

They failed again!

Moreover, this time they were probably going to suffer again!

Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed with a bitter and sad expression,

"Buddhas, there is no choice now. That Prison God Chu Hao is angry and asked me to bring you a message."

The Tathagata Buddha sighed,

"What message?"

"He said: You despicable villains, you can even use such methods!"

"The two Bodhisattvas are suspected of committing a crime, insulting the Gouchen Emperor, and will be imprisoned in the Nine-Layered Heavenly Prison immediately!"

When the Tathagata Buddha heard this, he lost all his strength.

He collapsed to the ground, his face full of despair,

It's over, it's all over!

Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva are shouldering important tasks in the Journey to the West, and their figures are present in many subsequent tribulations!

Now it's good, they've all been arrested!

The Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath,

"Stay calm, stay calm, you must stay calm! Don't panic, you must never panic when you encounter something!"

But Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly added,

"Also, my Jade Purification Bottle and Willow Branch have been snatched away."

The Tathagata Buddha almost spat out a mouthful of blood!

Why, were the Jade Purification Bottle and Willow Branch snatched away at this time?!

That Jade Purification Bottle and Willow Branch are playing a huge role in the next tribulation!

That is the most crucial magic treasure related to whether or not Zhen Yuanzi can be subdued!

The fear in the Tathagata Buddha's heart suddenly became unbearable.

This won't do, if this continues, not only will the Journey to the West be in trouble, but even the Western Heavens will be in trouble!

This Prison God Chu Hao is indeed an anomaly, how can he always seize the Western Heavens' weaknesses!