Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1491 - Listen carefully and accept the beatings from society

In fact, the arrival of the Queen Mother was not an accident; she was a helper summoned by Nezha.

To be fair, Chu Hao seemed to sense the Queen Mother's intention. Taking peaches was just an excuse; she seemed to want to talk to him about something.

Well, it seems I can't avoid this trip to pick peaches. It's really unsettling.

Chu Hao came back to his senses, looked at Di Ting, and said playfully:

"Little Di Ting, are you still going to make things difficult for me?"

He, a dignified high-level Quasi-Sage, actually had to bow his head to a Fifth-Rank Quasi-Sage!?

But when he thought of the Queen Mother's terrifying strength just now, Di Ting felt as if he had been doused with a bucket of cold water, instantly chilled to the bone.

The Queen Mother had made it clear to Di Ting that Chu Hao was her person, and if he wanted to bully Chu Hao, he had to consider whether the Queen Mother would be happy about it.

Unless the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva himself came, Di Ting shouldn't even think about getting any benefits in front of Chu Hao.

Chu Hao laughed loudly, patted Di Ting's face, and said,

"Hahahaha! You can be considered someone who knows how to read the situation. I won't bully you; I'll give you a chance."

"I was the one who captured the Six-Eared Macaque. Pay the bail, and I'll release him. It's that simple."

Di Ting looked like he was going crazy,

"Ten points of merit divine water per day, but the Six-Eared Macaque was imprisoned for ten Yuanhui because he defecated everywhere. One Yuanhui is 129,600 years, almost 130,000 years, so calculating that would be…"

"Even if you kill me, I can't afford it!"

Di Ting was already extremely distraught. It was clear that this was the first time the young man had faced extortion and was full of confusion.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled miserably and said,

"Lord Prison God, since you have already prepared, let's not be hypocritical and talk about something everyone is interested in. You want resources, and I want people. You set the price high, and I'll bargain it down."

"Our Western Paradise actually still has some resources. I heard that the second recruitment for Lord Prison God's Enforcement Hall has ended, so you must be lacking many elixirs and magical artifacts."

"Coincidentally, the Western Paradise has these things. We can exchange elixirs, magical treasures, and other things you want for three days of freedom for the Six-Eared Macaque."

As soon as Chu Hao heard this, he slapped his thigh and said,

"Ah, delightful! I like your temperament! Straightforward!"

Then, Chu Hao patted Di Ting's little face and instructed with a look of disappointment,

"Watch carefully and learn well. When you're out and about, you need to know the rules."

Di Ting's face showed a look of madness. He was a dignified high-level Quasi-Sage, serving under the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, possessing a great world. How honorable was he?

He never expected that one day he would be extorted?

Why was Guanyin Bodhisattva so skilled that it was heartbreaking?

Di Ting was truly desperate. He felt that this trip into the Journey to the West was like stepping into a quagmire, untainted by the mud!

At this moment, Di Ting finally understood the sinister nature of society. In the Five Turbid Evil World, he was just a flower in a greenhouse.

He didn't know that the current Three Realms and Six Paths had been completely transformed by Chu Hao. At least, everyone had the consciousness of being masters of society.

Chu Hao walked up to Guanyin Bodhisattva, playfully touched Guanyin Bodhisattva's little head,

"Our little Guanyin is still more sensible. Come, let's have a good chat."

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath but said very firmly:

"Now is not the time to see what you want, but to see what we have!"

"Since the battle in the Pure Emerald World, our Western Paradise has been impoverished. We can't give you anything you want; we can only give as much as we have!"

"Moreover, we only want three days of freedom for the Six-Eared Macaque. We can give a thousand times the bail, which is 300,000 points of merit divine water. This is the limit we can give."

Guanyin Bodhisattva finished speaking in one breath, pouting at Chu Hao like a spoiled little girl.

Chu Hao looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva's angry, pouting little face and couldn't help but pinch it, smiling mischievously:

"Little Guanyin, you're really good at planning, huh? You even want three days separately? Why don't you go to heaven?"

"If I'm not mistaken, the Western Paradise should still have a lot of demon cores on hand, right? Well, it wouldn't be too much for me to ask for a few hundred more demon cores, would it?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes widened in anger in an instant,

"Go rob! Even if you kill Di Ting, our Western Paradise can't come up with more than ten demon cores!"

Di Ting: "???"

Guanyin Bodhisattva, did you just say something you shouldn't have?

Chu Hao glanced at Di Ting, shook his head with contempt, and said:

"He's worthless. I have no use for him. It's you…"

Chu Hao, like a little hooligan, pinched Guanyin Bodhisattva's little face and smiled mischievously:

"Guess what? I want demon cores, ten demon cores, and a million magical artifacts, 20,000 Houtian spirit treasures, and 600 Houtian supreme treasures!"

A hint of disappointment flashed in Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes, but she was also shocked and angry:

"You want so much for just three days with a monkey?! Are you planning to rob us from the beginning?! Are the numbers so precise and clear?"

Nezha thought for a moment and suddenly interjected:

"Oh, it's not because Boss gave the Jade Emperor 500,000 magical artifacts, 10,000 Houtian spirit treasures, and 300 Houtian supreme treasures before. Boss gave them so happily at the time that even I was a little puzzled."

"It turns out that Boss had already prepared to get double the benefits from the Western Paradise!"

"Boss, as expected of you!"

Chu Hao grinned,

"A promising child… Oh no, how could you say it in front of people? Aren't you adding fuel to the fire?"

Di Ting understood everything. The innocent and simple Nezha of the past was gone. Now Nezha had become a little rascal just like Chu Hao!

Chu Hao and Nezha, one big rascal and one little rascal, sang in harmony and fooled the Western Paradise.

Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted her teeth and stomped her feet in anger, scolding:

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! Even if we sell everything we have, our Western Paradise can't give so many things!"

Chu Hao spread his hands and said,

"Difficult to handle? Then I don't think we should handle it!"

"Nezha, let's go back and eat monkey head mushrooms."

Nezha smiled wickedly, "Okay!"

The two immediately turned around to leave.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Di Ting were extremely anxious.

This time was unusual. Now the Journey to the West was missing Sun Wukong. Once they let it go for a day or two, heaven knows what would happen to the Journey to the West team.

What if they directly abandoned Sun Wukong and set off? All of the Western Paradise's plans would fall through!

Thinking of this, Guanyin Bodhisattva resolutely took a step forward,

"One-third! We can only offer one-third of the price!"

"We'll only rent the Six-Eared Macaque for one day!"

Chu Hao turned his head and smiled: "Deal."