Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1492 - Look, where can you find the Six-Eared Macaque now?



#1492 - Look, where can you find the Six-Eared Macaque now?

Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned for a moment, not knowing why Chu Hao would agree so readily.

Chu Hao, seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva still looking doubtful, couldn't help but feel a little helpless.

“Sigh, it seems that even Little Guanyin doesn't trust me. Aren't I just trying to make things easier for you?”

“Look, where are you going to find a Six-Eared Macaque now? These are all Six-Eared Macaques from the greenhouse. You're being considerate, and I'm being even more considerate.”

“Either you pay up now and come with me to the Ninth Layer Heaven Prison to get the monkey, or you do nothing and wait for us to eat monkey head mushrooms. Choose one.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva paused, looking at Di Ting.

Di Ting looked frantic: “What are you looking at me for? If he dares to extort me, I definitely won't stand for it! Absolutely not!”

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva said in a deep voice:

“Di Ting, I'll trouble you to watch Prison God Chu Hao here. I'll go back to the Western Heaven now to get the money from the Buddha.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva was a person who knew how to read the situation. She knew that arguing with Chu Hao here was completely meaningless.

What she could figure out was that even a day was enough.

A day was enough for the Six-Eared Macaque to quickly complete the remaining tasks. Once all the procedures were done, Chu Hao would have no say in the matter.

Furthermore, once the Six-Eared Macaque was under the control of the Western Heaven, whether or not Chu Hao could capture the Six-Eared Macaque would be out of his hands.

After all, the strength of the Western Heaven had never cared about a mere Chu Hao.

Di Ting seemed to have also sensed Guanyin Bodhisattva's intention, nodding his head:

“Alright, Bodhisattva, just go. I'll watch him here.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't delay and flew away directly.

Chu Hao remained in place, looking at Di Ting with a smile that was not a smile.

Di Ting felt a chill run down his spine from Chu Hao's gaze. He wanted to intimidate Chu Hao, but he was afraid of the Queen Mother's majesty, so he could only say gloomily:

“Prison God Chu Hao, you have to be trustworthy when you're out there! I hope you abide by the rules!”

Chu Hao smiled slightly,

“Of course. You can ask around in the Three Realms and Six Paths. The reputation of my Three Realms Law Enforcement Prison God is absolutely unmatched!

I said I would destroy the Five Turbid Evil Worlds, and I destroyed the Five Turbid Evil Worlds. I said I would liberate a Great World, and I liberated a Great World. I said I would arrest someone, and I arrested someone, not leaving it until the next day!”

Di Ting's face darkened as he listened, so gloomy that it was almost dripping with water.

Damn it, are you proud or something?

Di Ting decided not to talk to Chu Hao, suppressing the urge to rush up and beat Chu Hao to death at any moment.

… …

Meanwhile, Guanyin Bodhisattva hurried along and finally arrived at the Great Thunderclap Temple in the Western Heaven.

When the Buddhas who were chanting scriptures and cultivating saw Guanyin Bodhisattva rushing in in a panic, all the Buddhas' hearts skipped a beat.

This was an instinctive fear, a PTSD!

Every time they saw this figure, everyone's minds seemed to hear the sound of the funeral gong, and they even unconsciously saw the illusion of several people carrying a coffin.

Stimulating, very stimulating.

However, this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva's appearance was unexpected to everyone present.

The Tathagata Buddha glanced at the Buddhas present, disdainfully saying:

“Bodhisattva Guanyin travels through the Three Realms and Six Paths for my Western Heaven, working hard and bearing grievances. I hope everyone will not treat the Bodhisattva with prejudice. This is unfair to her.”

The Buddhas nodded repeatedly, full of apology,

“Yes, yes, yes, we were wrong.”

“Bodhisattva Guanyin works hard and bears grievances for the safety of the Three Realms and Six Paths and for the justice of the human world, truly a model.”

“What we fear in our hearts is actually just fear itself, Amitabha.”

The Buddhas present each showed a very apologetic appearance, but for some reason, they still felt a trace of unease in their hearts.

At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva rushed in.

The Tathagata Buddha sat upright on the floor, his buttocks icy cold, but he still smiled gently,

“Bodhisattva, but where does the good news come from?”

Guanyin Bodhisattva said excitedly:

“It's the Six-Eared Macaque. We've found the location of the Six-Eared Macaque. He's in the Ninth Layer Heaven Prison!”

The flower in the Tathagata Buddha's hand almost fell, and his voice raised several decibels,

“Huh? The monkey was captured by Chu Hao? Isn't that a bad thing?”

Guanyin Bodhisattva waved her hands repeatedly,

“My Buddha, please rest assured, under the strong demands of me and Di Ting, that Prison God Chu Hao did not dare to be presumptuous and obediently accepted our request to release the Six-Eared Macaque.”

The Tathagata Buddha frowned slightly,

“But, where's the monkey?”

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook her head,

“Not yet, we have to get resources to exchange for him, and under our eloquent persuasion, we only need to pay one-third of the resources Chu Hao wants to exchange for the Six-Eared Macaque.”

The more the Tathagata Buddha listened, the more ominous he felt, and he quickly asked,

“What does he want?”

Guanyin Bodhisattva honestly replied:

“Ten demon cores, 300,000 magic tools, 33,000 acquired spiritual treasures, and 200 acquired supreme treasures.”

The Tathagata Buddha slammed the table in shock and anger,

“So many? Just to exchange for the Six-Eared Macaque's freedom?! Is this the result of your efforts?”

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva shook her head,

“No, it's one day, we can only exchange for one day.”

The Tathagata Buddha suddenly felt like he was having a myocardial infarction, and he sat down again in anger.

The Tathagata Buddha now felt that it was difficult to breathe. He scolded with a pale face:

“One day? So many magic tools and treasures, just to exchange for a Six-Eared Macaque for one day?”

“Bodhisattva Guanyin, you are really too amazing. You are now reporting funerals to a new height. Is it a happy report of a funeral?!”

Not only was the Tathagata Buddha a little collapsed at this moment, but the Buddhas in the Great Thunderclap Temple also felt a chill in their hearts.

They originally thought that there would finally be a day when they would not see Guanyin Bodhisattva coming in to report funerals, and they thought they could hear Guanyin Bodhisattva reporting good news.

But they didn't expect that the funeral reporting Bodhisattva was still the same funeral reporting Bodhisattva, and she had even learned to report happy reports of funerals!

This is really amazing!

Guanyin Bodhisattva stood in place, silent and extremely aggrieved. She couldn't help but shout angrily:

“Is it easy for me? Do you have the ability to go out and try?!”

“Even Di Ting's dog head was almost smashed by the suddenly appearing Queen Mother. Do you have the ability to go and talk to that Prison God Chu Hao!”

Years of grievances made Guanyin Bodhisattva explode all at once.

The main reason was that the Buddhas only chanted scriptures and worshiped Buddha in the Great Thunderclap Temple, and they did nothing but sit back and enjoy the fruits of their labor.

She and Di Ting had experienced such arduous difficulties to finally obtain such a good result, but they still looked picky.

“Please ask the Buddha to find someone else for the matter of redeeming people. I have something to do and I'm going back to rest.” The more she thought about it, the angrier she got, Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly turned around and left.


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